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Best Band Name Ever

Think you've come up with the best band name ever? Yeah, me too. I've come up with plenty of them, some good ones too, but most are just awful (therein lies the fun). Regardless, they all deserve some sort of merit, like say, a comprehensive list on a website. This is that list. Best of all, you, beloved visitor, can contribute your ideas for band names as well. Don't worry, I won't steal them, start up a band and make millions off your idea. Like Peter Brady, my musical aspirations died when I hit puberty.

So, what's your band's name?

Best Band Name Ever
The list, as it stands now...
  1. Urethra Franklin (submitted by Matt Sutter)
  2. The Corn Dog Pipes (submitted by Matt Sutter)
  3. Je Me Joue (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  4. The Emo Fill-Ups (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  5. Teenage Head (submitted by Dan)
  6. Poindexter and the Owls (submitted by Rodney Anonymous)
  7. The Ice Cream Socialists (submitted by Milke)
  8. The Concubine Porcupine Chorus Line (submitted by Milke)
  9. Penis Christ (submitted by Pistaugh)
  10. Chamber Fellow Roommates (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  11. The Cedartown High School Marching Band (submitted by Frank Hoo Va)
  12. Tone Deaf Yobbos (submitted by Justin)
  13. Days of Anonymity (submitted by Chris Drosner)
  14. Albertville Olympians (submitted by Chris Drosner)
  15. Just Ask Indonesia (submitted by Chris Drosner)
  16. Lemon Spokes (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  17. Jugs and Fur (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  18. Microscopic Allies
  19. Smelly P. and the Aspara Guys (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  20. Pappa Wheelie (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  21. Nitrous Hommicide (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  22. Homme de Terre (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  23. Paged Carrot (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  24. Shitpig Express (submitted by Matt Sutter)
  25. Pelvic Floor (submitted by Matt Sutter)
  26. Alterations in Fluid Volume (submitted by Matt Sutter)
  27. Born on the Cob (submitted by RJ Hampden)
  28. Skis on Wheels (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  29. The Holy Days of Obligation (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  30. Ambient People
  31. Shrewdness of Apes (submitted by Wayne)
  32. Glaring of Cats (submitted by Wayne)
  33. Wrack of Kittens (submitted by Wayne)
  34. Happy Boyfriend Beach Squad (submitted by Pete Dalkner)
  35. Hoagie Concubine (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  36. The Honey Chasm (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  37. Pharmacuetical Smile (submitted by Springfish)
  38. Spastic Vulva (submitted by ColdForged)
  39. Gurg (submitted by ColdForged)
  40. Black-Hearted Olives (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  41. Fist Your Gums (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  42. The Society Wang (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  43. Martyrs on Artichokes (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  44. Minty Hooks
  45. Foody Spatula
  46. Make Rocket Go Now!
  47. Capital Knockers (submitted by Merritt)
  48. The Sensible Portions (submitted by Merritt)
  49. Wreck This God (submitted by Merritt)
  50. Tranny Get Your Gun (submitted by Merritt)
  51. The Reverend Boo-Tay and the Disciples of Funk (submitted by Merritt)
  52. Fantastaplastic (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  53. Kommander Lance Koko and the Peppermint Candy Far-Outers (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  54. Porky's Nightmare (submitted by Mr. Vito)
  55. Jubilation T. Cornpone and the Kick-a-poo Joy Juicers (submitted by Mr. Vito)
  56. Shake Well
  57. The Space Monkey Mafia (submitted by Mr. Vito)
  58. The Darling Tops (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  59. Autoerotic (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  60. Old Man Sausages (submitted by Kevin Cornell)
  61. This Crypt is Cursed (submitted by Pete Dalkner)
  62. Flights of Fancy (submitted by Pete Dalkner)
  63. Pixel Brassiere (submitted by Pete Dalkner)
  64. Loose Stoolpigeon (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  65. Spatula City (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  66. The Demon Who Makes Trophies of Men (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  67. Gore Orphanage (submitted by ROb Weychert)
  68. War With the Evil Power Master
  69. The Bogs of Eternal Stench (submitted by J.K.)
  70. Altered Beast (submitted by J.K.)
  71. Cream Trick (submitted by J.K.)
  72. Wookie Goldberg (submitted by J.K.)
  73. Dictator Tots
  74. Byzantine Jesus (submitted by J.K.)
  75. Aeriola Warfare (submitted by J.K.)
  76. Faint the Pence (submitted by J.K.)
  77. Strickland (submitted by J.K.)
  78. Good as in Awesome (submitted by J.K.)
  79. The Metro Gnomes (submitted by J.K.)
  80. Dent Wizards (submitted by J.K.)
  81. Paper White Mask of Evil
  82. Ball Pit
  83. The Cyan Kickers (submitted by J.K.)
  84. Doomsday Device
  85. Hot Black
  86. Bassmasters of the Universe (submitted by J.K.)
  87. Psycho Tooth (submitted by J.K.)
  88. Bean Spoon
  89. Curtsy Dragon (submitted by J.K.)
  90. Buffalo Bixby
  91. Voodoo Economics (submitted by J.K.)
  92. The Pork Chop Express (submitted by J.K.)
  93. Here it is Tiger (submitted by J.K.)
  94. Light Up Goose
  95. Hitler Mustache
  96. Pain Forest
  97. Mayo Reverb